The Albums

Disc 1

• 1 - The Malcolm Opera
• 2 - Whimsy Zoom Zoom
• 3 - It's That Sound
• 4 - I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
• 5 - Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
• 6 - Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
• 7 - Poison Babies Vs Batman (Feat. The Pints)
• 8 - Two Little Boys
• 9 - Rolf
• 10 - I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode
• 11 - Porky Scratchings
• 12 - Simon Templer
• 13 - Desert Island Joe (Feat. Des O'Island)
• 14 - What's That Funny Noise?
• 15 - Wiffy Smells
• 16 - Two Pints (Dub)
• 17 - Michael Booth's Talking Bum
• 18 - Two Pints of Lager
• 19 - We're Pathetique
• 20 - Isubaleene (Part 2)
• 21 - Horse
• 22 - Sox
• 23 - Butterfly
• 24 - Bicycle Seat
• 25 - Bicycle Seat (Dub)
• 26 - Cowpunk Medlum
• 27 - Brown Paper
• 28 - Have You Got a Light Boy?
• 29 - Morning Milky
• 30 - Yarmouth Five-O
• 31 - Brown Paper (Dub)

Disc 2

• 1 - Pooh '00's Trumped
• 2 - In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
• 3 - 'Old Ya Cherries
• 4 - Tough Shit Wilson
• 5 - My Baked Bean
• 6 - Crabs
• 7 - Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
• 8 - Freefall from Paradise
• 9 - Graffiti
• 10 - Renfrew
• 11 - A Very Unfunny Comedian?
• 12 - What's Thru' This Doorrrrrr...
• 13 - Pathetique
• 14 - Pilchard Freak
• 15 - Mouth and Trousers
• 16 - We Luv We
• 17 - Give It Some Bollox
• 18 - No No Yeah
• 19 - Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
• 20 - 'Ole in the Wall
• 21 - Slooshalongamax
• 22 - Cigarette
• 23 - Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
• 24 - Delilah
• 25 - Lager Top
• 26 - Sandra
• 27 - My Grandma (Hurly Burly) [iko Iko]
• 28 - The 12 Days of Christmas

Disc 3

• 1 - Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy)
• 2 - Answers On a Postcard
• 3 - Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr)
• 4 - Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
• 5 - Lager in the Hole
• 6 - Go the Whole Hog
• 7 - Dangerous
• 8 - Not Many People Know That
• 9 - Haemorrhoids
• 10 - Rude Boy
• 11 - They're Coming to Take Me Away
• 12 - Intro
• 13 - 'Old Ya Cherries
• 14 - Crabs
• 15 - I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
• 16 - Tough Shit Wilson
• 17 - Two Little Boys
• 18 - Pathetique
• 19 - Bohemian Walkway
• 20 - Morning Milky
• 21 - Michael Booth's Talking Bum
• 22 - The Butterfly Song
• 23 - What's That Funny Noise
• 24 - Two Pints of Lager
• 25 - Big Boy Shorts
• 26 - Shang a Lang

Disc 4

• 1 - Scrapyard
• 2 - My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
• 3 - Poochie
• 4 - I Wouldn't Lie
• 5 - Having a Beer
• 6 - Lullaby of Mongolia
• 7 - Truncheon Meat Squad
• 8 - Poochie (Slight Return)
• 9 - I Don't Know
• 10 - Mongols On the Streets of London
• 11 - I'm Angry
• 12 - Singing Out of Tune
• 13 - Genghis Khan
• 14 - The Things That Make the Mongols So Great
• 15 - Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me)

Disc 5

• 1 - Primrose of the Valley
• 2 - Bloody Disgrace
• 3 - Nauseav Vomiting Diahorea
• 4 - A Fistful of Shitters
• 5 - Don't You Just Hate It
• 6 - Storm from the East
• 7 - The Laughing Policeman
• 8 - 667, the Neighbour of the Beast
• 9 - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
• 10 - Woe Is Me
• 11 - A Tinny Or Two
• 12 - Parallel Lines
• 13 - Not As Easy As It Looks
• 14 - I Don't Know What Did I Do That For?
• 15 - Egg Sandwich
• 16 - What I Do Behind Closed Doors