1 - Luckily I Was Allowed to Get Dressed When I Left the House
2 - I Am Made to Greet Each Guest With a Limp-wristed Handshake
3 - Only Carla
4 - She Is Pretty Strange, the Way She Dresses, That Punky Hair. God Knows What She Gets Up To
5 - Jack the Damned
6 - Since I Am On a Strict 500 Calorie a Day Diet With Extensive Exercise and No Alcohol, I Have the Shape of a Petite Little Woman, and My Wife Has...
7 - Duck Shall Not Have the Audacity to Request Release Himself. Duck Shall Not Gripe Or Complain About the Duration of His Confinement, the Length Of...
8 - He Might Be Able to Earn a Meal of Slop If He Does Dangerous Work (For Instance - Crash Test Dummy). Thunderskins
9 - To Compensate, While the Average Lifespan of a Male Will Be About 70 Years, Medical Advancements Will Make the Average Lifespan of a Woman to Be...
10 - When Thanksgiving Approaches, I'm Usually in My Third Week Without Release
11 - My Breasts Were Pierced, So Red Ball Ornaments Were Placed Through Each Nipple. Additionally, Each Ear Was Pierced, So a Red Ball Ornament Was...
12 - Thunderskins London Dungeon
13 - The Grad Student Turned Her Eyes Toward the Closet Where She Had Made Him Hide. Thunderskins
14 - Drugs, Alan, I Don't Believe It But Somebody Saw Her Shooting Up in the Restroom
15 - Only Tease
16 - Tennis Has Always Been My Life Since I Was a Small Boy in Mexico City. My Father Was the Head Gardener at an Estate Owned By a Very Important Man...